Gross Gus's Pirate Piss Soda, Dont be put off with a name that's so vile that it actually has the colour to resemble it!
Gross Gus's Pimple Pop Soda, no puss was used in the making of this soda!
Lester's Fixins Bacon Soda, Y'all get yer fixins!
Melba's Fixins Birthday Cake Soda, Y'all get yer fixins!
Melba's Fixins Cherries & Cream Soda, Y'all get yer fixins!
Melba's Fixins Strawberries & Cream Soda, Y'all get yer fixins!
Rocket Fizz Dirt Soda, Shoveled & Bottled in the USA!
Rocket Fizz Grass Soda, Mowed & Bottled in the USA!
Rocket Fizz Grass Soda, Taste the revolution!
Gaddafi's Cream My People Soda, Liberating taste!
Kim Jong Uns Doomsday Lemonade, Taste The Apocalypse!
Osama Bin Laden Seal Ya later Soda, Knock knock. Who's there? America!!!